Simple nice Joke

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to
ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control
of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath,
and stopped centimetres from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then
the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again.
You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger
apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little
tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied,
"Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first
day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van
for the last 25 years."