Husband and wife

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women
use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife said the reason has to
be because a woman has to say everything twice. The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


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A man said to his wife one day, I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time. And the wife responded, allow
me to help you out. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me and God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


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A housewife walked into her kitchen to see her husband with a fly
swatter in his hand. She asked, "Honey, what are you doing?" He
responded, "Oh, just swatting flies." She asked. "Killing any?" He
responded, "Yes, got 3 males and 2 females!" "Good", she said, and
turned to walk away.
But then a puzzling thought overcame her and she turned back
towards her husband and asked, "Honey, how could you tell the sex of the flies?"
He responded, "Well, 3 were on the beer can and 2 were on the phone."