Lucky Guy

A deformed and ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about? " asks the bartender.

"I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks; like in the movies.

I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made .. All night, all over the house. We did everything;! "

" Fantastic!" exclaimed the bartender. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"

"Dunno...never found the head ."